SATIRE: Students actually stay for second half of football game

Saturday’s football game saw students remaining after the band’s halftime performance.

“I didn’t actually care about the game,” one student said. “We all knew they were going to get demolished in the second half, but I wanted to see if the team would skip out on the alma mater again.”

“I just really wanted nachos,” another student said. Team members were touched by the spike in support.

“They like us; they really like us!” a linebacker said.

Photo by Sean McGraw
Alec Horton